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DONUT BOX
by Dennis Lingg
August 21, 2009
Just What Kind of Alien Is Our President?
Jump to...
mmm, donuts!
Doug
Calories
Is It Mardi Gras?
The New Star Wars
Allison had five donuts
The Other Department
Suits
Someone Get Fired?
Cindy
More Donuts
What Donuts Do
Orby
Eminem
Doug Returns
Jimmies
Laura
Suzy and Wendy
Allison
Yo
Sleep
Suzy and Wendy
Laura
Doug
Donut Police
Halloween
The End of Jake
No Seekers Need Apply
The Return of Jake
The World Is Full of Lies
John
Eric
The Bread That Rolls
Roger
Dress Code
Elvis Presely Aint Got No Soul
Suzy and Wendy
Child Care
First Quarter Earnings
Taking the Bus
Nighttime
It's All About the Rhymes
Baker's Dozen
Break's Over
Sugar Radical
Rebel
What Copiers Are For
Enter the Dimetrodon
The Devil
Hello!
Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?
Allison and Jake
The Great Outdoors
Retribution
Wise Is Emperor Cruise
The Election
Lost At Sea
I'm Unique
Why Dimetrodons Have Sails
The Rich Are Different From Us
Bill Gates
Tech. Dept.
Donuts Through History I
The Last Guy To See Star Wars
Donuts Through History II
Glutton
Fire Alarm
Weird Brian
Food Chain
Wolf Boy
A Matter of Perception
Paranoia
Views Of The World
Who Doesn't Like Monkeys?
Everything OK Here?
Jörrg
Porn
Conjoined
Santa
Jesus
The Outside World
I Could Use a Donut
No Smoking
Covert Operations
Goldilocks
Funny Taste
Stop Sneezing
Nobility
Addiction
Acquisition Form
To Your Health
Suzy and Wendy
Late
Let's Go Home
Town Hall Meeting I
Town Hall Meeting II
Jelly Donuts
Payday
These Cartoons Aren't Funny
U2
Hmmm
Break's Over
Midge
Hair
La De Da
It's A Trap!
What This Company Needs
Lottery
Donuts Through History III
Town Hall Meeting III
The Ghost of Office Workers Past
Telepathy
A Hero For Our Times
What's This?
Cute Dogs
Where Donuts Come From
Skiing
Not Funny
God
Sick
Counting
What College Is For
Social Skills
Things Aren't Right
Super Groups I
Super Groups II
Sisyphus
Cool
It's Hard Work
Death I
Speed
Silly Rabbit
Jazz
Fairy Tale
Slash
Suzy and Wendy
Dimetrodon v. Monkey
Simon
What Does It Take?
A New Treat
Escape
Town Hall Meeting IV
Seeing Eye
Dinosaurs Were Better
Trust
Beat
Vengence
New Hot Chick
New Boyfriend
Dimetrodon Learns About Oil
Golf
Tom Cruise
Scientology Cures Obesity
L. Ron Addresses Our Readers
Damn Dirty Thetans
Scientology Box--Some Donuts
TomKat Triumphant
Scientology Box--Not Donuts
L. Ron Finds Dennis
Dennis Is Saved by Philip K. Dick
Shark Box
Life is Boring
The Big Boss
Croissant Container
Let's Make a Deal
Rrrrrr
Mission Statement
Emo
DB Loves the Faithhealers
Pens
Opportunity
Impress
Metamorphosis
Wish
Movin' On Up
Schilberg
Dimetrodon Discovers Social Security
How Lotteries Work
Art
Ripped From the Headlines
Shiela
The Future Sucks
Gay
Gross
Eden
Lazy
Snow
$$$
Regular Joe
Bad Aim
In My Day...
Work? What's That?
Thanksgiving
Emergency Donuts
Cruel Fate
Quit
Pictogram
Olde Tyme Donut Box
Everyone Knows It's Windy
Roboworker
The Good Old Days
The State of the World
The Devil II
Solopsist
Love
Titles Are Decieving
They're Back
Harry Potter
Too Quiet
Chess
Standards
Energy
What Would Jesus Market?
Let's Be Friends
Blessed
Merry Xmas
The True Meaning of Christmas
Grinchian Physics
Yoda Is a Thug
New Year Predictions
Happy New Year!
Slow Down
The Devil III
Tiny Donuts
Improving Numbers
What Is Beautiful?
Diet
New Jazz
Meeting
Proofreading
Brokeback Cowboys
Dogs
The Miracle of Life I
The Miracle of Life II
The Miracle of Life III
Science
The Miracle of Life IV
Private Pyle
The Ren Faire Can't Come Too Soon.
California
The Doors of Perception
Resume
Help
How Dimetrodon Got Here
Behind in Numbers
Airwolf
I Blame the French
Riot grrl
We Are Not What You Think We Are
Commitment
Soda
What Do Ya Think?
Smalltalk
Proudest Moment
Pictogram
Superman
Exxon Made Over 30 Billion Last Year
Illegal Aliens
I Hate Anita
Jake
Go Local Sports Team!
Human Resources
Doug's Brain
Asleep
Suzy and Wendy
TV
The Devil Knows Etiquette
Whatever
And the Gas Companies Are Making Record Profits
Donut Box History
Accident
Djinni
Monkeys
SUVs
Pelycosaur
Skinny Bones Jones
The Sunshine Club
Boss
Cavemen
Insensitive
Doped
Death II
Fired
Back in Dimetrodon's Day
Christian Radio
The Devil V
The Worst Thing In the World
Scam
Milk
The Future
Agnostics Unite
Slut
Space
Life Sucks
Tattoo
The Worst Dream
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
LOST
Break's Over
Tired
Rabbit House
The DaVinci Crap
Nerd
Politics
I'm In Love With A Girl
Shallow
Gay?
Suzy and Wendy
MySpace
Desperate
3 Types of Pessimisim
Global Warming
Yearly Raise
Bathroom
Happy
Music
Doctor's Orders
I Before E
Diet II
Dinosaurs and Donuts
My MP3 Player
Bert
Herd Mentality
The Best
Core Value Statement
Snakes On A Plane. Yeah, you heard me...
No Donuts For You
Passwords
Outside of Work?
Fix My Computer
A Joke
D&D
Spider
The Soda Guy...
Dimetrodon Meets the Devil
Resume
Yearly Review
Serenade
She Likes Me
Heaven
Confidence
"The Office"
Getting Older
The Middle East
I'm a Cloud
Bored
There Are No Donuts
Where Are The Donuts?
Dazed and Confused
Sigh
Rules
Folks On The Dayshift Are Lucky
A Party For Us
Partying My Ass Off
What's Wrong?
Bored (Again)
Another Award?
The Breakup
The London Branch Visits
Anthropomorphism Gettin' Me Down
It's a Date
The London Branch
Unattainable Beauty Magazine
What Do You Do With All That Money?
I'm Sick of Memos
Where Am I?
A Simpler Time
I Think I Just Proved Otherwise
Kramer
I Enjoyed Writing This
So You Wanna Be a Rock n' Roll Star
I Love Steve McQueen
Sick
Santa
What the Devil Got for Christmas
Chinese Auction
Happy New Year
Resolutions
Dennis Lingg Has a Beard
The New Guy
Bringing the Kids to Work
Strippers
Donut Box vs. Water Cooler
High School Reunion
George & Ted
Nicole Richie
New Guy II
Ethics
Holidays
This Job Blows
I Need a Nickname
HURRY UP!
Chickens
Chickens II
Chickens III
How's Yer Willie Jumpin?
Chickens IV
Juggling
Dinosaurs?
I hate donuts
40 Years
Ghost
Flabarino
There Needs to Be More Love
Soul
I Was Raised Catholic
Garden Variety Devil
Dimetrodon and Religion
God, I'm Old
Boomerang
Rock Snob v. Jazz Snob
When Bosses Fight
God Fight
They're Taking Away More Sick Days
Blessed Are the Meek
I Got the Carp
Sick Day
I'm Gay
Swank
Happy May Day
Bonzai!
NSFW
Paid Research
Intolerance
Disgruntled
Something Doesn't Add Up
No Donuts
Pictograms
Congratulations!
ZZZ
Charlotte's Web
Song Lyrics
Doug's Accident
Steaknut
Giving This a Title Would Just Spoil Things
Still A Star Wars Fan
Stale Donut
I Quit
I Love You, Man
Stretch
New Guy III
Trying to Quit
Death III
You Look Like Crap
I Bought a House
Not Very Appetizing
Style over Content
STOP
Got Your Attention?
Is It All Just a Dream?
Border Patrol
At Least It's Not Filled With MSG
A Royal Visitor
Must Everything Be Black and White?
This Was Drawn Using a Single Line
First They Came For Our Lunches...
Before This Goes Any Further
We're Doing Away With Money
The Devil Knows How To Cook
More Damn Monkeys
Past Lives
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Paycheck Time
God Said to Abraham
You Can't Say "Class Warfare" in America
Dolphins
Gen-Y
Fully Automated Bathroom
What Happened to Hockey?
Illegal Downloading
Ninjas
Decisions
Solipsists
A Halloween Message from Satan
Newbie
Alien Abduction
With God On Our Side
J.J., Don't Screw This Up!
Toothache
Global Warming
Mahogany Row
Dance-Off
Swingin' Party Down the Line
Ninjas II
Nightmare
The Tables Turn
Dress Code
Plus ça change
This Is Our Holiday Bonus
This Is Our 500th Comic
This Is Unfortunately True
It's All Run By a Big Eastern Syndicate
Santa's Sweatshop
Naturally, They're Enemies
The State of Your Soul
Can't Get It Up
The Motivation for Eating Donuts
New Year Hangover
In Italy, They Have 56 Days of Vacation a Year
I Am So Bored With My Music
Defending Our Company Against Terrorists
The Writers' Strike
Down at the Crossroads
My Diet
Yes, No Pictures
I Suppose There's an Ethics To This
It's Easy to Forget
Really, This Is the Basis for All Political Systems
No More Harry Potter
Claustrophobia
Do Not Mention The Matrix
Pictogram
Billy Joel
Success
Slash
Damn Union Socialists
George Washington's Presidents Day Message
What the World Needs Now Is Parthenogenesis
Child Donut To the Dark Box Came
The Most Dangerous Job in the World
Maybe This Isn't the Best Time for This Plan
There Must Be Some Kinda Way Out of Here
Said the Joker to the Thief
Suddenly I feel really sick
And even more sick
I Ain't Draggin' Nuthin'
Unfortunately, This Is How I Cope
She's Leaving Home
It's a Matter of Taste
When You Never See the Sun, What Does It Matter?
Fire Alarm
Roles in Life
This Whole 'Politics' Thing
That Hot Girl
The Long Story
4 Dollar Gas
Working Out
I Just Wasn't Made for These Times
The Soul-Purchasing Business
Job Interview
Let's Get Out of Here
I QUIT! (For Mary)
They Moved My Desk
Employee Appreciation
Why Is It Called a Donut?
Explaining Copyright From a Cartoon Perspective
The Donut Box Genie
A Question for Satan
At Least What I'm Picturing Would Be, Um, Interesting
Giant Donut Box
Satan is a Misogynist
I Hate Birds
Have a Donut
Just Give Up
Memo
God Is Responsible, 'Cause I'm Not
Jesus Tract
Talkin' 'Bout Nukes
The 80s
Podcast
Solipsism (again)
It's Better Than Han Solo
It's July and I Live in Philadelphia--How Could Hell Be Any Hotter?
If I'm in Hell, I Might as Well Eat
Tech Guys
Never Go Back to a Job You've Left
Gas Prices
It's Too Damn Hot
Focus Groups: The Wisdom of the Crowd
As Good as a Poke in the Eye
Stephen Colbert Was Right
It Makes Going to the Community Pool Fun
Yeah, It's Pretty Gross
Originally Drawn During Katrina
World War I & II Were Very Civilized
Clothes Make the Man
What Do You Mean You Haven't Heard of Howard Zinn?
Oh, that Liberal Media
(This is the last Katrina cartoon)
Just In Time for the Palin Presidency
Prayerbots Just Want To Have Fun
The Phillies Are Going to the Playoffs! (Screw you, New York)
They Reimaged My Machine
Dimetrodon ... In... SPAAAAACE!
There should be higher requirements for respect.
If only they lied better, maybe we'd believe them.
The final line is "I've missed you, Doug
Dialogue is hard
Chris Hansen is in the next room
No Pipes
#600 - Something classy
Being New Sucks
Just In Time for Halloween
To Be Fair, It's Been a Rough Three Weeks
Caring Requires Acknowledgement
Diabetes: Brought To You By the Makers of Corn
I Think This Is Fresh, Revolutionary Thinking for These Trying Economic Times
I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it.
I've reached my ten year anniversary.
My envy runneth over
Well, no one said I had to be original
Really, is it any more immoral than subprime mortgages?
Dealers of the World Unite
The Rudolph Special
That's Why His Nose Is Red
Why the Dinosaurs Died Out?
O
Always Have a Plan
LOLcats ate my ambition
Can I See Your Penis For A Sec?
I Wish This Wasn't A True Story, But It Is
That Episode of AstronomyCast Was Relentlessly Depressing
Science Has Failed Us
Haruspex
I'm Changing My Name to Hubble
Aliens
And Where Is He Now?
I Look Like a Crazed Mountain Man in My ID Photo
Let's Not Talk About the Clone Wars
Say It In English
A Recession Seems a Good Time to Drink
I Don't Mind Being a Mercenary, As Long As I Get a Wookie
Firing Everyone Is Always A Good Solution
On the Bright Side, He Probably Will Never Reproduce
Metal Pig
Goodie Day
Employee Appreciation Day
The Tinkerbell Plan
Return of the Solipsists
Twitter
Madoff: I'm Just a Patsy
A Door to Faerie
Eating Healty
Birthdays
Jelly Donuts
Swine Flu
Satan's Lament
Darth Vader's Come and Gone
R.I.P., T.C.
Homemade Donuts
Occurance at the Donut Creek Bridge
Just What Kind of Alien Is Our President?
August 21, 2009