by Dennis Lingg
 This is one of the suits. They basically exist to make money and make the slackers feel like crap. |
 These are slackers. They basically exist to eat donuts. |
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 The boss's son. |
 Doug. (A hypochondriac) |
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 Allison (the office skank) |
 The nerd |
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 Suzy and Wendy (catty) |
 Laura (the tattle-tale) |
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 Wolfboy (unlike Jake, he's actually a wolf) |
 Dimetrodon |
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 Jake (a man in a bunny suit) |